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Saw and Cake...the same?Victim: Oh My God! Where am I! How did I get here!
Jigsaw: Hello stupid random Victim#1. I want to play a game with you.
Victim: you sick twisted freak...why me?
Jigsaw:Why you? you say? It is because you have no actual back story therefor no one will really care if you get killed.
Victim: So you just pick on the nameless and the weak you sick Bastard!
Jigsaw: no...I picked on main chacters and stuff...ummm not to long ago I tried to kill some dude named Bill.
Victimob...who the hell is Bill. And what do you mean TRIED?
Jigsaw: Look. I don't know who he was or how he escaped but he did ok! now let get to my game. ok! as you can see, you are strapped into a chair and you have a par of headphones somehow attached to you head.
Victim: Well to be true, during your small rant about Bill I...kinda got myself unstrapped form the chair.
Jigsaw: you cheating bastard! you wasn't spose to start yet! well at least you still have the headphones on right?
Victim: yes...and there very comfortable.
Like a bolt form the bluelike a bolt form the blue
the grand birds flew
with thrie great might
they were somtin to fright
wile a pirate crew
whom havent a clue
wunderd in woe
if the bird was thier foe
thire captin "Jhon sandoo"
was noting but crule
slayed many a beast
and had his own feast
with the smell of goo
egough to make ya drool
the pirates made a plan
to get rid of this man
after they ate their grule
that was made up of mule
they when to thier captin
with their boots a spatmpin
they asked Jhon sandoo
for a freindly...dule
as they toke thrie steps and counted to 10
the one faceing him,his name was ren
and like a bolt from the blue
witch suprised jhon sandoo
ren had called the grand Bird "Gold Beek"
and due to this, jhon started to freak
He pointed his gun at the bird and seid "now what should I do"
he stared to feel like he had a flu
thier was no way from the bird in witch he could use to defend
The big bird ate him
and that was the END
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