Saw and Cake...the same?Victim: Oh My God! Where am I! How did I get here!Jigsaw: Hello stupid random Victim#1. I want to play a game with you.Victim: you sick twisted freak...why me?Jigsaw:Why you? you say? It is because you have no actual back story therefor no one will really care if you get killed.Victim: So you just pick on the nameless and the weak you sick Bastard!Jigsaw: no...I picked on main chacters and stuff...ummm not to long ago I tried to kill some dude named Bill.Victimob...who the hell is Bill. And what do you mean TRIED?Jigsaw: Look. I don't know who he was or how he escaped but he did ok! now let get to my game. ok! as you can see, you are strapped into a chair and you have a par of headphones somehow attached to you head.Victim: Well to be true, during your small rant about Bill I...kinda got myself unstrapped form the chair.Jigsaw: you cheating bastard! you wasn't spose to start yet! well at least you still have the headphones on right?Victim: yes...and there very comfortable.
Like a bolt form the bluelike a bolt form the bluethe grand birds flewwith thrie great mightthey were somtin to frightwile a pirate crewwhom havent a cluewunderd in woeif the bird was thier foethire captin "Jhon sandoo"was noting but cruleslayed many a beastand had his own feastwith the smell of gooegough to make ya droolthe pirates made a planto get rid of this manafter they ate their grulethat was made up of mulethey when to thier captinwith their boots a spatmpinthey asked Jhon sandoofor a freindly...duleas they toke thrie steps and counted to 10the one faceing him,his name was renand like a bolt from the bluewitch suprised jhon sandooren had called the grand Bird "Gold Beek"and due to this, jhon started to freakHe pointed his gun at the bird and seid "now what should I do"he stared to feel like he had a fluthier was no way from the bird in witch he could use to defendThe big bird ate himand that was the END